Clean Your Room Day
Since May 10th is supposedly “Clean Your Room Day,” I might stay outdoors the entire period.
Who decides we need to be told to clean our room? For years I thought I was free from cleaning after discovering my door can close sufficiently if I shove everything out of its track.
I must put on a cheery face and continue.
Aha! May 10th only arrives once a year! This means that I must only clean my room for this day and am liberated of the daunting task any other day! If I safely remain out of my room until 12:01am on May 11th, I will not be bound by this utterly ridiculous notion. It is perfectly acceptable to knock on stranger’s doors and order them to clean their rooms in celebration as I have no residence in their domiciles thus cannot be forced into labor.
Remember, you must Clean Your Room if it is May 10th but have no requirement to collect a single dust bunny on any other of the 364 yearly days – Happy Clean Your Room Day! I plan to be visiting family until well after midnight.
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